<&Light|Hungry> man, I'm hungry
<&Light|Hungry> i want a burger
<&Light|Hungry> i could go to mcdonalds, but
<&Light|Hungry> that would force me to take a right turn on university blvd
<&Light|Hungry> whereas burger king is on the left
<&Light|Hungry> and if i take a right turn
<&Light|Hungry> then L might realize that i 'm predisposed to the right side
<&Light|Hungry> meaning i m right handed
<&Light|Hungry> which would mean i might be kira
<&Light|Hungry> since kira is also right handed
<&Light|Hungry> on the other hand
<&Light|Hungry> if i go to burger king
<&Light|Hungry> he might suspect that i prefer charbroiled burgers
<&Light|Hungry> and kira is evil, and evil is associated with fire
<&Light|Hungry> and therefore burger king is associated with kira
<&Light|Hungry> unless, i go to burger king, and get their whopper junior
<&Light|Hungry> instead of their regular whopper
<&Light|Hungry> because then, it would indicate that i don't really like that much fire
<&Light|Hungry> but then l might realize that i'm only going to burger king and getting the whopper jr
<&Light|Hungry> to throw him off my track
<&Light|Hungry> and that i really am kira, intentionally trying to hide the fact that i'm kira
<&Light|Hungry> but if i go to mcdonalds, he might realize
<&Light|Hungry> that i realize
<&Light|Hungry> that he would realize
<&Light|Hungry> that if i had gone to burger king
<&Light|Hungry> he would know l was kira trying to hide it
<&Light|Hungry> unless i get onion rings instead of fries with my whopper jr
<&Light|Hungry> because everyone knows onions repel vampires
<&Light|Hungry> and vampires are harbingers of death
<&Light|Hungry> and thus distantly related to shinigami
<&Light|Hungry> which are behind the powers of the death note
<&Light|Hungry> therefore, if i eat onions
<&Light|Hungry> then i can't be kira
<&Light|Hungry> because the onions might nullify those powers
<&Light|Hungry> but what if l realizes
<&Light|Hungry> that i might be willing to take that risk
<&Light|Hungry> and consume onions
<&Light|Hungry> in order to evade capture
<&Light|Hungry> or what if he doesn't even make the connection between vampires and shinigami
<&Light|Hungry> no, that's foolish thinking
<&Light|Hungry> there's no way l wouldn't pick up on a connection like that
<&Light|Hungry> unless he doesn't even know that i got onion rings
<&Light|Hungry> but to make sure he knows i got onion rings
<&Light|Hungry> i'd have to eat them in front of him
<&Light|Hungry> which would seem awkward, going all the way to burger king, then coming all the way back just to eat onion rings
<&Light|Hungry> unless i ask him if he wants anything from burger king too, then i could bring it back to him
<&Light|Hungry> but what if he's not hungry
<&Light|Hungry> i'd have to either make sure he's hungry
<&Light|Hungry> or ask someone else, one of the staff around here, if they'd like me to pick up something for them
<&Light|Hungry> but if i ask someone else
<&Light|Hungry> when i havent' asked anyone else in the past
<&Light|Hungry> l might realize that i'm doing it so that i can have an excuse
<&Light|Hungry> to come back here and eat onion rings
<&Light|Hungry> and demonstrate to him that i don't fear consuming onions
<&Light|Hungry> and that consequently, i'm not kira
<&Light|Hungry> all in an attempt to cover up the truth
<&Light|Hungry> unless i can get someone to ask me to pick up something for them
<&Light|Hungry> then it's not me trying to hide the fact, i'd just be obliging someone else
<&Light|Hungry> but how do i get someone else
<&Light|Hungry> to ask me to get them something from burger king
<&Light|Hungry> what if, instead of burger king, they wanted something from mcdonalds instead
<&Light|Hungry> if they did, i would then have an excuse to go to mcdonalds instead of burger king
<&Light|Hungry> citing the request as my reason for taking a right turn instead of a left
<&Light|Hungry> and thus exhoneratinq my choise from implicating me as kira
<&Light|Hungry> but if i do go to mcdonalds
<&Light|Hungry> i have to get an apple pie with my value meal