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[ninjaprincess]

[Man, this school is both dumb and stressful. First everyone was animals, and now, with Midna's departure, there is a severe lack of sexy. And when things get stressful round these parts, there's always a little less Zelda and a little more Sheik. It's just how this princess rolls.

There is a video post on the network, one without a network username attached. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Wizards, probably. Some of you might recognize the mysterious masked ninja boy on the feed, some might not. Either way, mysterious masked ninja boy does not take the time to introduce himself, and only stares at the camera with varying degrees of disdain.]

I must say I'm surprised that no students or faculty have expressed interest in finding the culprit for the recent string of transformations. Usually such events cause an uproar among those of you that demand explanations.

Nevertheless, such irresponsible use of magic necessitates investigation. I will take it upon myself to hold a night patrol, in the event that history repeats itself, as it often does.

Security guards, perhaps I will cross paths with you. I doubt you will deny extra help.

[And there goes the video. HOW MYSTERIOUS.

NIGHT PATROL. Respond via journal network! Run around at night! Cause grief and/or mischief! The choice is yours!]

Comments

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[That was... somehow interesting. Someone who managed to avoid them? Well, some people did avoid the whole transformation fiasco, so he wasn't too surprised.] Lucky you. If you wound up bein' a girl or a kid for a week? Wouldn't like it that much. 'Specially being a girl. Boobs ain't what they're cracked up to be.

[Goose, if only you KNEWWWWW.]

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Sheik ALMOST LAUGHS. But man Goose that's weird.]

I take it you speak from personal experience.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[He snorted. And thinking something is weird whilst around Goose? Goodness me, was that ever a rarity! Very! Yes! Must be! No.]

Heh, you think? Was boobless the night before. Next thing I knew, I wound up havin' hooters the size of the 'States. And damn, were they ever sore.

[I mean, for sudden huge chest growth over-night, surely they would be a little achey.]

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[This conversation is. Awkward. To say the least. But Sheik is polite.]

...Hooters.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[It's Goose. Sadly, when is it not awkward with him?]

Yep. Hooters. Knockers. Bazongas. Whatever ya wanna call 'em.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

Rather crude, really.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't even seem that fazed. He just shrugs.]

Hey, just sayin' what's on my mind. Being honest. [Honestly,, it is a lousy excuse.]

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

I suppose.

[oh god this is the guy entrusted with campus safety]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[Well, there wasn't much else to be said, so that would do it, wouldn't it? Besides, Goose did have to keep on patrolling, and he was sure this guy would have to, as well. He glanced around and spoke again.]

I think I oughta be goin'. But first, hey, I never got your name, huh, kid? [He looked back to him, expecting a quick introduction before they'd possibly part ways.]

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Right right. Security duties and all that.]

Sheik.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Name's Goose.

[He holds out his hand for a quick shake before he heads off.] Good meetin' ya, and good luck with your patrolling. Heh, kinda nice having the help.