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[ninjaprincess]

[Man, this school is both dumb and stressful. First everyone was animals, and now, with Midna's departure, there is a severe lack of sexy. And when things get stressful round these parts, there's always a little less Zelda and a little more Sheik. It's just how this princess rolls.

There is a video post on the network, one without a network username attached. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Wizards, probably. Some of you might recognize the mysterious masked ninja boy on the feed, some might not. Either way, mysterious masked ninja boy does not take the time to introduce himself, and only stares at the camera with varying degrees of disdain.]

I must say I'm surprised that no students or faculty have expressed interest in finding the culprit for the recent string of transformations. Usually such events cause an uproar among those of you that demand explanations.

Nevertheless, such irresponsible use of magic necessitates investigation. I will take it upon myself to hold a night patrol, in the event that history repeats itself, as it often does.

Security guards, perhaps I will cross paths with you. I doubt you will deny extra help.

[And there goes the video. HOW MYSTERIOUS.

NIGHT PATROL. Respond via journal network! Run around at night! Cause grief and/or mischief! The choice is yours!]

Comments

I need an "L" icon for this

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

I'd like to alter the probability of one of my theories from 99.6% to at least 99.9% certainty, and to do that I need to meet with you.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure it's necessary for you to pursue these far-fetched theories.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

There's nothing far-fetched about it. My inventions always work as intended.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Several minutes later, there is a ninja outside your window.

The ninja does not look too happy.]

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

::Apple Kid waves and opens the window::

Come on inside.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[She does so, albeit very reluctantly.]

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Thank you for coming. Now we need to go try and find Princess Zelda, so let's go to her room!

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Well, damn. Sheik, however, is not going to go down easily and is sure she'll weasel her way out of this yet!]

Fine.

[TO THE RA ROOMS]

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

::Oh look HERE WE ARE ALREADY WOW AMAZING::

::Apple Kid knocks on the door::

Hello? Is anyone there?

::KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK::

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[There is no answer. The door seems to be locked.]

She's probably sleeping. [HUFF HUFF]

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

I'll try calling her, then.

::Apple Kid pulls what looks like an early-90s era cellphone out of his pocket, with a few extra wires and such sticking out of it. The keyboard doesn't have just numbers, but instead is a full keyboard::

Z... E... L... D... A... Comma... P... R... I... N... C... E... S... S...

::He pushes enter::

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[What is

what is that.

Sheik is about to tell Apple Kid that she cannot possibly be Zelda because she is totally male just check out that lack of boobs but then SUDDENLY

A receiver phone is ringing.

It seems to be coming from the general vicinity of Sheik's pants how did a receiver phone get there.

Sheik pretends not to hear anything.]

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

::Apple Kid is staring ahead at the door, not even looking at Sheik::

Your pants seem to be ringing.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[No. No her pants can't be ringing there is NO PHONE IN HER PANTS.]

I don't hear anything.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Are you sure about that?

::RING RING RING. RING RING RING. RING RING RING.::

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Let me try another line.

::*66::

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[It's still ringing.

And totally in her pants.]

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Your pants are still ringing, you should probably answer them.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[This is quite a dilemma. She reaches into the side of her pants and pulls out...a receiver phone. She has never seen this before.]

Did you put this here?

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

My projector phone should have projected one to the person I'm currently calling. Which is Princess Zelda. So she can let us into her room.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

She can't let us in because she is either fast asleep inside or not here.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

If she were asleep the phone would have shown up next to where she was sleeping. So she could wake up and let us in. Or if she were out of her room it should have appeared on her person.

Are you going to answer that, it's been going off for almost as long as I've been calling Princess Zelda.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Man she is going to crush this phone if you don't stop her.]

Then she is obviously not here.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

But she should still answer the phone. Maybe she's somewhere where she can't hear just one.

::Apple Kid pushes a button that has a little doodle of what looks to be Kyle Hyde's face on it::

::Now, every fifteen seconds a new phone appears::