[That was... somehow interesting. Someone who managed to avoid them? Well, some people did avoid the whole transformation fiasco, so he wasn't too surprised.] Lucky you. If you wound up bein' a girl or a kid for a week? Wouldn't like it that much. 'Specially being a girl. Boobs ain't what they're cracked up to be.

[Goose, if only you KNEWWWWW.]